Words of Wisdom From Homer Simpson

Funny to see this much of Homer's quality material in one place. A few of my favorites:

"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles. "

"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "

"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! "

"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. "

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

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