Words of Wisdom From Homer Simpson
03/11/07 15:28 Filed in: Humor
Funny to see this much of Homer's quality material in
one place. A few of my favorites:
"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles. "
"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "
"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! "
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. "
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
Read Them All Here
"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles. "
"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "
"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! "
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. "
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
Read Them All Here
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