Satan's the Nice One

Dunno why the poor guy gets such a bad rap. He hardly even counts as a mass murderer, whereas god is a full on genocidal maniac.



How to Deal With Religious Nuts

If I could do this once in my life I would die a happy man. Will be in the states soon, there's still a chance.


Lolcats Take Over the World, Rewrite Bible

Lolcats aren't exactly a new phenomenon on the old interwebs, but they sure do make me happy every time I see them. Basically the formula is this, take a picture of a cute fuzzy animal (usually a cat), and add a caption in extra cutified IM talk (or leetspeak for nerds). If you haven't looked into lolcats yet, you need to check out ICanHasCheezburger? Once you feel like you've got what it takes to get involved in the lolcat community, you can go translate a passage of the bible into lolcat (also incredibly funny to read). So committed to lolcats am I that I translated all of Proverbs 2 Happy.

Here's a couple to get you started:

lolcat - breakfast cat is nutritious breakfast

cute polar bear picture - I Has a Blanket, Noo they be stealin' mai Blanket