Things Younger Than John McCain
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If We Hired Like We Vote
50's Advertising
Homeless James Bond Part 1
The Vicious Cycle
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Russian Breakdance
I wash it in WHAT?
A Kinder, Gentler Grand Theft Auto
Clear and Concise Description of US Electoral System
Postal Logic
A Toy Yoda, Get It? Ar Har Har Har!
Where to Get That Cool MacGyver Haircut
You Know What's Stupid? Everything I Don't Understand!
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Read the Full Article HereFor far too long I've sat idly by, twiddling my thumbs and respecting the right of others to form thoughts and opinions independent of my own, and I can't take it anymore. I've got to speak up about the many things that annoy me or I'm going to go crazy. Take these new credit cards with the microchips in them, for instance. Man, those things really get my goat—trying to improve a device that was working perfectly fine as it was. Even worse are those wrappers on CDs that take forever to open. But you know what I hate the most? The one thing that makes my blood boil whenever I see it? Anything beyond my mental capacity, that's what. God, all the people, places, and things I haven't made the least bit of effort to comprehend should just die already.
Israel-Palestine Summed Up in a Single Comic
Insightful Japanese Subway Sign
Best of Cragslist: To the Guy Doing my Wife, If Men Wrote Personal Ads Like Women
First is a letter from a guy to the guy who's pumping his wife. Really sets an example for mature behavior.
Second is an example of what men's personal ads would look like if they had the luxury of writing them the way women did. But someone's gotta be realistic in this world
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How to Get Police to Come
Hitler Playing "Blind Man in Zer Buff"
Funny New Version of Super Mario Brothers
The Old Negro Space Program
World History With the Pope
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And FYI, Hitler portrayed himself as a devout christian- no joke- look it up.
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Craigslist and its Funny Takes on The Dating Scene
The first 2 are about the hotly contested battle about whether you should be a nice guy or not (my take, nice but not a whiny spineless little prat).
The guy's side of the argument looks something like this:
You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive "just-a-" friend. Eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life. He probably came to realize, one day, that women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open; or make dinners just because; or buy you a Christmas gift that you mentioned, in passing, that you really wanted five months ago; or listen when you're upset; or hold you when you cry. He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more like the boyfriend that you had. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.
While the girl's side of the argument sounds something like this:
What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (tm) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he has glommed onto you out of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him.
I'm gonna have to give this round to the girl, mostly because she sounds like she has more balls than the guy does. And frankly Mr Nice Guy makes me want to kick sand in his face. I dunno, just something about him.
But to even the playing field I'm gonna tack on this funny commentary on what it's like to date most girls (at least in the US). It's called "It's me! Every Girl Ever", and it sure brought back some memories. Not good, not bad, just sorta memories.
Obi Wan Kenobi Buys a Used Car
Porn for Girls, By Girls
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Strangest Toys You Will Ever See
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How to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
OMFG! Sulu is gay!
Would He Run?
The answer? Only one way to find out, have a bunch of ninjas attack him!
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Talking Cats
How to Deal With Religious Nuts
Words of Wisdom From Homer Simpson
"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles. "
"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "
"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! "
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. "
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
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5 Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
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Take the Faux News Anchor or Porn Star Quiz
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Intelligent Design - Venn Diagram
If Faux News Had Existed Throughout History
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The Incredible Edible Anus
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Lolcats Take Over the World, Rewrite Bible
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Here's a couple to get you started:
Top Ten Gadgets Every Designer SHOULD Live Without
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Use of N Word May End Porn Star's Career
Crazy Fat ChristoNutjob
Cassette Tape Transformer
Even Locals Sometimes Need to Read the Signs
Lounge Lizard
My New Hero
Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day
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- If you go the "prisoner who's escaped the future" try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you've never seen it before.
- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.
- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"
- Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.
- Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.
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Unhappy? Eat More Ice Cream... Get Fat... Get More Unhappy...
Dr. Whippy, had people queue despite the wet wet weather in the streets of Linz during ars electronica. The machine proffers soft scoop ice cream according to the perceived unhappiness level of the customer.
"Employing voice stress analysis of the user’s answers to specific questions, varying degrees of unhappiness are measured and the counteractive quantity of ice cream is dispensed: The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream you need."
The project, developed by Demitrios Kargotis, was partly funded by the Royal College of Art-Platform 11. Technical Assistance: Bjorn Franke. Images courtesy of Noam Toran. A few more taken in Linz.
Excellent Senior Prank
Miss South Carolina steals the Miss Teen USA with an eloquent and lucid answer to an extremely difficult question
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