Homeless James Bond Part 2

Part 2 is finally here!


Things Younger Than John McCain

Wow, check out all the things that are older than John McCain at!



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I've been there, kitty..


I hate it when..

My favorite restaurant closes because the chef can't keep his dick in his pants


Via BlameItOnTheVoices

If We Hired Like We Vote

Truer dialog bubbles have never been written.


Via GoComics

50's Advertising

Wow, I wonder how this ad would fly today? Well, there's nothing like a little bald faced chauvinism to make you feel like a man. Sorry ladies. Just be glad we don't make you into rugs anymore.


Homeless James Bond Part 1

Homeless James Bond is quite possibly the funniest thing ever made. Hyperbole? You decide!


The Vicious Cycle

Wow, I thought I was the only one who's ever done this. Fortunately with the recent crippling of my drinking career and the long time crippling of my MIS career this happens far less (usually only as a result of jet lag).


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Russian Breakdance

Let's face it, those Russians had it going on long before the west figured breakdance out.


I wash it in WHAT?

Will those Asains stop at nothing to produce hilarity? If you haven't ever been to, you need to go.


An Engineer's Guide to Cats

Haha, I loved this one.


A Kinder, Gentler Grand Theft Auto

Conan O'Brien covers the new kinder, gentler Grand Theft Auto Happy.


Playing Pink Floyd's "Money" Guitar Line With Fart Noises From Your Hands

This is the kind of thing which I count on the internet to provide me with.


Clear and Concise Description of US Electoral System

Leave it to the Brits to finally unravel the mystery.


Postal Logic

The great thing about this poster is that I am certain whoever put it up really believed what they were writing.



Ninja Bear

You'd better step back, because this bear is a badass!


A Toy Yoda, Get It? Ar Har Har Har!

I feel sorry for her, I really do, but I still had to laugh at her Happy. Good thing she's not actually here, she looks pissed!


Where to Get That Cool MacGyver Haircut

I've been going to all the best hair salons in town asking for the MacGyver mullet. They have all unexplainedly turned me away! But finally I've found a place with the skill to give me the only truly cool haircut!


Go Back to Where You Came From

Obvious, but still made me laugh.


You Know What's Stupid? Everything I Don't Understand!

I enjoyed this take on ignorant people (okay, I'll say it, ignorant American people).


For far too long I've sat idly by, twiddling my thumbs and respecting the right of others to form thoughts and opinions independent of my own, and I can't take it anymore. I've got to speak up about the many things that annoy me or I'm going to go crazy. Take these new credit cards with the microchips in them, for instance. Man, those things really get my goat—trying to improve a device that was working perfectly fine as it was. Even worse are those wrappers on CDs that take forever to open. But you know what I hate the most? The one thing that makes my blood boil whenever I see it? Anything beyond my mental capacity, that's what. God, all the people, places, and things I haven't made the least bit of effort to comprehend should just die already.

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Israel-Palestine Summed Up in a Single Comic

This is a great comic- pretty much sums up the Israel-Palestine conflict to me.


Battle Plans

...While we're on the topic of Japan..


Insightful Japanese Subway Sign

The japanese always find a way to make their public communication unintentionally funny. Usually this is due to Engrish, but this sign proves they can do it even without words.


Happy Elephant

Title pretty much says it all. I'm a big fan of elephants.



Best of Cragslist: To the Guy Doing my Wife, If Men Wrote Personal Ads Like Women

Two funny items from Best of Craigslist this month.

First is a letter from a guy to the guy who's pumping his wife. Really sets an example for mature behavior.

Second is an example of what men's personal ads would look like if they had the luxury of writing them the way women did. But someone's gotta be realistic in this world Winking.

How to Get Police to Come

I'm going to try to remember this in case of an emergency.


Hitler Playing "Blind Man in Zer Buff"

I'm not sure what the rules are, but I sure would like to find out. This is, apparently, a true historical account of this long lost game.


Funny New Version of Super Mario Brothers

If you ever played super mario brothers this should be funny to you. If you didn't, move along, nothing to see here. For some reason I found it very funny.


The Old Negro Space Program

We know about black's role in shaping music, sports, and other parts of history, but one page in the black history books has been blank until this enlightening expose. I laughed out loud through the whole thing- funniest thing I've seen since I don't know when.


World History With the Pope

You may recall that the pope said we had to do something about atheists because of all the horrible things they did in history. Here's a good illustration of all our horrible misdeeds Winking.


And FYI, Hitler portrayed himself as a devout christian- no joke- look it up.

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Craigslist and its Funny Takes on The Dating Scene

There were three funny and interesting takes on the dating scene I read recently- they are all worth a read and all offer some valuable insight and interesting takes on dating.

The first 2 are about the hotly contested battle about whether you should be a nice guy or not (my take, nice but not a whiny spineless little prat).

The guy's side of the argument looks something like this:

You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive "just-a-" friend. Eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life. He probably came to realize, one day, that women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open; or make dinners just because; or buy you a Christmas gift that you mentioned, in passing, that you really wanted five months ago; or listen when you're upset; or hold you when you cry. He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more like the boyfriend that you had. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.

While the girl's side of the argument sounds something like this:

What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (tm) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he has glommed onto you out of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him.

I'm gonna have to give this round to the girl, mostly because she sounds like she has more balls than the guy does. And frankly Mr Nice Guy makes me want to kick sand in his face. I dunno, just something about him.

But to even the playing field I'm gonna tack on this funny commentary on what it's like to date most girls (at least in the US). It's called "It's me! Every Girl Ever", and it sure brought back some memories. Not good, not bad, just sorta memories.


Obi Wan Kenobi Buys a Used Car

The force of negotiation is strong with this one Happy. I think this is the real Obi Wan.. ?


Porn for Girls, By Girls

Appearently 50% of girls actually look at normal porn on a regular basis. But maybe they all would if there was this type:


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Strangest Toys You Will Ever See

This is a great list of strange toys, but the real hilarity is in the narration.


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How to Play Rock, Paper, Scissors

You've gotta admit- this guy's got a point.


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OMFG! Sulu is gay!

Who'd have guessed, Sulu is gay! Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself! Not someone I had pegged at all. I'm shocked. Kudos to him for not being a huge flamer, and pulling off a good performance in Heroes.


Would He Run?

The question: If attacked by a gang of sword wielding ninjas would the worlds fastest speed walker walk or run away?

The answer? Only one way to find out, have a bunch of ninjas attack him!

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Talking Cats

Now I've seen some talking animals before, but these ones take the cake. The last one had to be by far the best though!


Rude Rainbow With Zippy

Here's a children's program I could get behind!


How to Deal With Religious Nuts

If I could do this once in my life I would die a happy man. Will be in the states soon, there's still a chance.


The Misunderstood Mister W

It's tough to be misunderstood !


Words of Wisdom From Homer Simpson

Funny to see this much of Homer's quality material in one place. A few of my favorites:

"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles. "

"Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "

"First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! "

"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. "

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

Read Them All Here


British Army Find Secret to World Peace, Don't Bother Telling Anyone

This video absolutely made my day. Just hilariously good. British soldiers being tested on LSD. The deadpan commentator brings it to a level that can only be achieved in something that's non-fiction.


5 Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

Don't hole yourself up in the basement just yet, this is a humor piece (and freaking funny it is), but with the slightest hint of truth. Be afraid. Very afraid.


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Take the Faux News Anchor or Porn Star Quiz

I had a real hard time with it at first, but then I came up with a system that worked pretty well. I'm not going to ruin it for you by telling you it though. Try your hand yourself!


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Intelligent Design - Venn Diagram

Intelligent design is such an easy target, but that doesn't mean it's not worth taking pot shots at.



If Faux News Had Existed Throughout History

Pretty funny, and of course anything that takes a piss out of faux news is something I can get behind. This one especially relevant considering their laughable blaming of the California wild fires on Al-Qaeda :


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The Incredible Edible Anus

And now for something completely different.... Anus shaped chocolates! Don't ask me, I just report the news. What'll they think of next?


Order Your Own Edible Anus Here


Lolcats Take Over the World, Rewrite Bible

Lolcats aren't exactly a new phenomenon on the old interwebs, but they sure do make me happy every time I see them. Basically the formula is this, take a picture of a cute fuzzy animal (usually a cat), and add a caption in extra cutified IM talk (or leetspeak for nerds). If you haven't looked into lolcats yet, you need to check out ICanHasCheezburger? Once you feel like you've got what it takes to get involved in the lolcat community, you can go translate a passage of the bible into lolcat (also incredibly funny to read). So committed to lolcats am I that I translated all of Proverbs 2 Happy.

Here's a couple to get you started:

lolcat - breakfast cat is nutritious breakfast

cute polar bear picture - I Has a Blanket, Noo they be stealin' mai Blanket


Oscar for Best Child Actor

This cracked me up!


Top Ten Gadgets Every Designer SHOULD Live Without

I'm including this article mainly so I can use this picture. Poor girl got her head eaten by a TV!


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Use of N Word May End Porn Star's Career

You have to be so careful what you say these days.

This is Not Safe For Work... But it's hilarious.


Crazy Fat ChristoNutjob

Jesus Christ! Whenever the words "fat crazy bitch" go through my head, I'll now have an image to back it up! Scary!


Cassette Tape Transformer

Poor cassette tape transformer, he just doesn't get any love any more.



Now here is something that you can't understand.



Even Locals Sometimes Need to Read the Signs

Hehehe. That's the cutest thing I've seen in a while!


Lounge Lizard

Now this is something I haven't seen before..


Read the Story Behind the Picture Here


My New Hero

Whoever this is, we need to hang out. And I thought I was the only one who picked on Kmart.


All We Are Saying..

Awww. I wish they still looked like this!



Pluto Loses it at Disneyworld



Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day

Remember everyone, December 8th is Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day!


- If you go the "prisoner who's escaped the future" try shaving your head and putting a barcode on the back of your neck. Then stagger around and stare at the sky, as if you've never seen it before.

- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.

- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"

- Stare at newspaper headlines and look astonished.

- Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.

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Unhappy? Eat More Ice Cream... Get Fat... Get More Unhappy...

The world needs more of this. Machines that can understand how you feel so that they can give you fattening foods. The future has finally arrived!

Dr. Whippy, had people queue despite the wet wet weather in the streets of Linz during ars electronica. The machine proffers soft scoop ice cream according to the perceived unhappiness level of the customer.


"Employing voice stress analysis of the user’s answers to specific questions, varying degrees of unhappiness are measured and the counteractive quantity of ice cream is dispensed: The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream you need."


The project, developed by Demitrios Kargotis, was partly funded by the Royal College of Art-Platform 11. Technical Assistance: Bjorn Franke. Images courtesy of Noam Toran. A few more taken in Linz.

The Myth of GOP Financial Responsibility


Pointless Family Photo of the Year

I know it's wrong, but this made me laugh.


Excellent Senior Prank

Ah, high school, those beautiful days before they crush your spirit.


Miss South Carolina steals the Miss Teen USA with an eloquent and lucid answer to an extremely difficult question

Impressive use of her verbal skills.


Bill Clinton is Gay?


No Service

I love it when people give me ideas that are useful in everyday life


Feeding Frenzy for 130 Cats

This is hilarious

I'm With Stupid


The Puppy Prinicple


The Blame America First Crowd


Tee hee.


Humor Digest

A friend sent me this, it's pretty funny, but probably not safe for work (!). My dick, served a whole luncheon, yo dick, look like a pumpkin. Another friend sent me a classic about Paris Hilton. And one more sent me a picture of this bumper sticker I liked:

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State of the Union

To honor my back to back trips to the states, I'm posting my top political funnies of the last month. I think the most funny is one about Bush's state of the union address. And another one here. Or if you ever wondered how Dick Cheney thought of himself, wonder no more.